At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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