i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
we're so committed to being not committed
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