you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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