I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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