yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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