Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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