you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
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I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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