The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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