This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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