Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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