Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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