How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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