awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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