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You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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