i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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