you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
it's like heaven, but drunker
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
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New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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