in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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