You really coming over, don't trick.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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