Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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