He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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