Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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