Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
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