You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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