Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
send nudes
from the living room?
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