Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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