You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I didn't shave. On purpose
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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