yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
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I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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