Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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