she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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