Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Randomize
