Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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