Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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