the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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