shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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