yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
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you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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