A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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