Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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