Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
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