nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
It was confusing and full of hummus
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Operation Purity has been aborted
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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