oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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