Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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