he wants to bone in the snuggie
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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