its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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