So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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