No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Randomize