Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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