Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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