Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
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I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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