Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.