DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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