I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
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i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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