Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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