we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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