Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Your shirt... Was in my pants
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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