Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
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He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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