Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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