What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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